it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he fucked my hip out of place.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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