I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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