yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We had sex on a dog bed..
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
