possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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