I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
