dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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