just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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