my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
That accounts for only three of the penises
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
