Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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