I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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