great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I am naked and annoyed.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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