He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
