it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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