No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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