Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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