we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
And then my night got REAL pukey
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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