i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
