I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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