Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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