Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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