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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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