Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Drake has all the answers
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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