I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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