# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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