sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
