i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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