i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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