my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I deserve this hangover.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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