Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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