What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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