The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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