i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Please don't give away my fajitas
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
