erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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