I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
He has the fingertips of a God
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