so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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