im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
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That's how twitter works, right?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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