I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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