She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My vagina is officially offended.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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