Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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