I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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