I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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