Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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