Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
foreskin is a definite game changer
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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