we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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