o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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