you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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