I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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