operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
