so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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