I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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