so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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