let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just gift wrapped bread.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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