I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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