I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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