my mouth tastes like poor choices
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
