Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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