I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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