i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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