Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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