with your own penis?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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