Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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