Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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