Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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